So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14380. | Ram (ramg95) | 77.61 | 95% | 2013-09-15 |
14381. | JS (druxl) | 77.61 | 98% | 2013-09-01 |
14382. | Appel (appeltert) | 77.60 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
14383. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 77.60 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
14384. | evan (eash628) | 77.60 | — | 2010-10-09 |
14385. | Dominic (captainnemodom@hot... | 77.60 | — | 2009-02-21 |
14386. | Sashwin (switch_0107) | 77.59 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
14387. | pusdestroyer (cyleux) | 77.59 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
14388. | Isaac (zeek9716) | 77.59 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
14389. | Mark (corollal) | 77.59 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
14390. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 77.59 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
14391. | Cezar (iamagod666) | 77.59 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
14392. | Dess (usuck) | 77.59 | — | 2009-02-19 |
14393. | Paul (revolt12) | 77.59 | 94% | 2012-02-12 |
14394. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 77.59 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
14395. | Lucian (lucianthomaz) | 77.59 | 94% | 2014-04-28 |
14396. | Patrik (pbody) | 77.58 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
14397. | Arthas (arthalich) | 77.58 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
14398. | Jalil (jac28088788) | 77.58 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
14399. | username (jessebot) | 77.58 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
14400. | rob (jungfeller) | 77.58 | — | 2009-10-19 |
14401. | Chris (stephan_hunter) | 77.58 | 93% | 2011-11-01 |
14402. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 77.58 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
14403. | Zack (zbrooks) | 77.58 | 97% | 2016-03-11 |
14404. | Lee (hotdjlee) | 77.58 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
14405. | tstats[aldotroid] (aldotroid) | 77.57 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
14406. | Only Dvorak (kkqu) | 77.57 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
14407. | Israel (izzy86) | 77.57 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
14408. | dk (mash_potatoes) | 77.57 | — | 2009-11-17 |
14409. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 77.57 | 98% | 2013-02-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |