I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13233. | NeutralXX (neutral999) | 78.25 | 95.6% | 2025-05-31 |
| 13234. | David (potato_jewie) | 78.25 | 93% | 2020-10-28 |
| 13235. | Gwen (gwen_and_colette) | 78.25 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
| 13236. | J (elflaco1) | 78.25 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 13237. | John (th3w4v3) | 78.25 | 95% | 2017-01-18 |
| 13238. | javier (jf1442) | 78.24 | 97% | 2025-09-30 |
| 13239. | LoshiTyper (loshityper) | 78.24 | 96% | 2024-03-28 |
| 13240. | Ng (msigp63) | 78.24 | 98% | 2025-09-23 |
| 13241. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 13242. | Wei Shi Lindon (wei_shin_li... | 78.23 | 96.9% | 2024-05-14 |
| 13243. | Kanja (kanjaotoko) | 78.23 | 99% | 2024-05-22 |
| 13244. | Droopy (droopy_lockdown) | 78.23 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
| 13245. | Daniel (encapsulation) | 78.23 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 13246. | Ray (rayzor813) | 78.23 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 13247. | Milo (stopandgonuts) | 78.23 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 13248. | Omar (om17) | 78.23 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 13249. | George (g_unit88) | 78.22 | 95% | 2021-04-25 |
| 13250. | Beastmode69 (urmomsbox26) | 78.22 | 95% | 2022-12-12 |
| 13251. | MCSR RANKED ENJOYER (believ... | 78.22 | 95.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13252. | Stephen (step845) | 78.22 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 13253. | Justin (justin1013) | 78.22 | 99% | 2017-06-30 |
| 13254. | Matt (digisax) | 78.22 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 13255. | J (irocamora) | 78.21 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 13256. | John (johndeakin) | 78.21 | 95% | 2017-04-29 |
| 13257. | masoniya (masoniya) | 78.21 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 13258. | Itsuki1 (itsuki1) | 78.20 | 94.2% | 2023-09-12 |
| 13259. | Watdahill (jieoms) | 78.20 | 97% | 2024-06-01 |
| 13260. | Mwiuk (mwiuk) | 78.20 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 13261. | Rafael (rsdourado) | 78.20 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 13262. | soilderith (soilderboy) | 78.19 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |