I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14074. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 76.97 | 99% | 2017-07-11 |
| 14075. | Fang (fang1216) | 76.97 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 14076. | Brendan (skewy) | 76.96 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 14077. | Conrad (conradl) | 76.96 | 94% | 2016-09-07 |
| 14078. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 76.96 | 99% | 2022-07-02 |
| 14079. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 76.96 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 14080. | Lawson (themessiah46) | 76.96 | 91% | 2016-10-12 |
| 14081. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 76.96 | 93% | 2016-05-03 |
| 14082. | DanielGolem (danielgolem) | 76.95 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 14083. | TecTrixer (tectrixer) | 76.95 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 14084. | Wally101 (walrusboy101) | 76.95 | 95% | 2023-02-02 |
| 14085. | Jayseek (saltymood) | 76.95 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 14086. | Spas (rockitfist) | 76.95 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 14087. | Frangsinatra (addaxer) | 76.95 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 14088. | Gas (jungas) | 76.95 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 14089. | Tuan (nauthnim) | 76.95 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 14090. | 710 (stefo1) | 76.94 | 92% | 2016-09-06 |
| 14091. | JM (tuftycrayfish) | 76.94 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 14092. | Val (valenre) | 76.94 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 14093. | Roshan (roshan_satare) | 76.93 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 14094. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 76.93 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 14095. | Izzy (izzypistilli) | 76.92 | 95% | 2020-04-17 |
| 14096. | JC (invoicingkarma) | 76.92 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 14097. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 76.92 | 95% | 2022-07-15 |
| 14098. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 76.92 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
| 14099. | Handri (baldkid) | 76.92 | 92% | 2016-03-11 |
| 14100. | Steve (hollasch) | 76.91 | 94% | 2017-03-10 |
| 14101. | Jude (jrrr_r) | 76.91 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 14102. | Hugo (sushibowl) | 76.91 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 14103. | Isaiah (isaiah_21) | 76.91 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |