So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24794. | Bone (probono) | 60.87 | 95% | 2022-04-10 |
| 24795. | Superhero25e (green_01) | 60.87 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 24796. | Zuggti (zuggt) | 60.87 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 24797. | SlavicG (slavicg) | 60.87 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 24798. | Fabian (argi) | 60.87 | 90% | 2013-01-21 |
| 24799. | ε=== (tys_abe) | 60.87 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 24800. | Dylan (dolandoge) | 60.86 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 24801. | by (by_law) | 60.86 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 24802. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 60.86 | 94% | 2022-05-10 |
| 24803. | utsab (utsab987) | 60.86 | 94% | 2022-01-13 |
| 24804. | stegmarb (stegmarb) | 60.86 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24805. | pewpewdevildog (pewpewdevil... | 60.86 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 24806. | Daniel (danielcleve) | 60.86 | 89% | 2014-11-06 |
| 24807. | Remee (remeelopez) | 60.86 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 24808. | Anirudh (anirudhrudr) | 60.86 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 24809. | heowuayngon (heowuayngon) | 60.86 | 97% | 2014-01-08 |
| 24810. | john (johnpork2) | 60.85 | 91.8% | 2023-05-23 |
| 24811. | Shahariar (ashikkkkk) | 60.85 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 24812. | Kei (aznkei) | 60.85 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 24813. | Mattias (matteusmauritz) | 60.85 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 24814. | Steffen (steffen_2) | 60.85 | 91% | 2012-03-18 |
| 24815. | andrey (maksay) | 60.85 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 24816. | David (blackwhole) | 60.84 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 24817. | John (johndeereletter) | 60.84 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24818. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 60.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 24819. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 60.84 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
| 24820. | alejandrodenica89 (alejandr... | 60.84 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 24821. | Joshua (munk) | 60.84 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 24822. | Alex (rxndom) | 60.83 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 24823. | RSE (anbioable) | 60.83 | 95% | 2015-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |