Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4290. | 💩 (jahangiralam) | 62.49 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
| 4291. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 62.45 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 4292. | I'm slow (watermelonshark) | 62.44 | 95% | 2018-04-16 |
| 4293. | peepeepoopoo (notfatcat) | 62.41 | 95% | 2019-10-11 |
| 4294. | Danny (kinboy) | 62.40 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 4295. | Alexander (jopler) | 62.39 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 4296. | Wesley (sirwesley) | 62.38 | 95% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4297. | Brian (hawaiianbrian) | 62.38 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4298. | siim (siim135) | 62.38 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 4299. | ava (lowmoya_dvorak) | 62.37 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4300. | John (atakecs) | 62.36 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 4301. | Nathan (nate_th3_gre4t) | 62.35 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 4302. | Surreal (surreal_cereal) | 62.32 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4303. | dian (ddwsd) | 62.31 | 95% | 2019-10-31 |
| 4304. | Dara (adoran) | 62.30 | 95% | 2020-12-05 |
| 4305. | Pallav (pallav123goyal) | 62.29 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 4306. | Stephon (stef2015) | 62.28 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 4307. | Mani(◕‿◕) (mani2k15) | 62.28 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4308. | Carlos (zhurreyph) | 62.26 | 94% | 2018-10-26 |
| 4309. | Mustafa (elprince101) | 62.25 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 4310. | Ser (juzser) | 62.24 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4311. | hanying (h4ny1n9) | 62.24 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 4312. | Daylan (bobsbjergers) | 62.22 | 94% | 2019-01-28 |
| 4313. | Roshan (roshan_satare) | 62.22 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 4314. | Black (blackguy21) | 62.22 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 4315. | David (raginhio) | 62.22 | 94% | 2018-02-24 |
| 4316. | Bill (wildbill1971) | 62.20 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4317. | Alex (putzig) | 62.18 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4318. | Nolan (cheesedog145) | 62.15 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 4319. | MNM (mnmnour) | 62.14 | 92% | 2018-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |