The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3516. | Dedy (dedy) | 121.12 | 98% | 2013-02-14 |
| 3517. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 121.12 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 3518. | Tess (makeleletoulalan) | 121.11 | 99% | 2018-02-27 |
| 3519. | Pizza (ilovepizza) | 121.11 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 3520. | Snowieball (snowieball) | 121.09 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
| 3521. | Lawrence (lawrence) | 121.09 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 3522. | F4Z3 (f4z36ix9ine) | 121.08 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3523. | Alex (itsldog) | 121.08 | 97% | 2017-05-31 |
| 3524. | panda bear (astronicus) | 121.08 | 99% | 2019-12-26 |
| 3525. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 121.07 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 3526. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 121.07 | 99% | 2023-04-21 |
| 3527. | Daniel (crabbyhands) | 121.07 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 3528. | (zest) | 121.07 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 3529. | Oraidas (bullninja800) | 121.07 | 96% | 2014-02-26 |
| 3530. | Mike (onecarpileup) | 121.07 | 98% | 2015-04-19 |
| 3531. | Allan (theallang) | 121.07 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 3532. | Abbey (abbey1989) | 121.06 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 3533. | Bryan (bfury) | 121.06 | 96% | 2012-11-11 |
| 3534. | Brett (brettstenerson) | 121.06 | 99% | 2012-06-19 |
| 3535. | Steven (steevont) | 121.06 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
| 3536. | Miri (miri1299) | 121.05 | 95% | 2014-03-14 |
| 3537. | 💉 (milan_) | 121.05 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 3538. | Chris (christrilling) | 121.05 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3539. | Robert (aradesh) | 121.05 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 3540. | Ro (zrolandf) | 121.04 | 97% | 2016-01-01 |
| 3541. | Edwin (pawncastle) | 121.04 | 99% | 2022-05-13 |
| 3542. | dac (daca) | 121.04 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 3543. | im (demon1fanboy) | 121.03 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 3544. | Snader (mrsander) | 121.03 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 3545. | Bwong (prodigyy) | 121.03 | 99% | 2019-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |