As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8280. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 84.98 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
8281. | seb (sebbbbbbb) | 84.97 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
8282. | Farhang (farhangbeh) | 84.97 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
8283. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 84.97 | 94% | 2016-11-02 |
8284. | Bún Bò (snowk49) | 84.96 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
8285. | Kurt (kurthu) | 84.96 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
8286. | AKGD (akgd) | 84.95 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
8287. | Yut (poominb) | 84.95 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
8288. | Anthony (aferrara16) | 84.95 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
8289. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 84.95 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
8290. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 84.95 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
8291. | Alex (fwsch) | 84.95 | 94% | 2016-06-24 |
8292. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 84.95 | 93% | 2016-11-15 |
8293. | Anthony (mythbredor) | 84.94 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
8294. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 84.94 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
8295. | KIMCH (kimchiiii) | 84.93 | 88% | 2015-07-30 |
8296. | Stephen (steeps) | 84.92 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
8297. | Varyemez✍️ (ziperz_the_... | 84.91 | 95% | 2021-09-18 |
8298. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 84.91 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
8299. | Concerto (schnellmeister) | 84.90 | 96% | 2016-01-08 |
8300. | mechv1 (mechv1) | 84.90 | 96% | 2018-11-15 |
8301. | e45 (e453) | 84.89 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
8302. | Rob (robear72) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
8303. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 84.89 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
8304. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 84.89 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
8305. | beep (ooooooop) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
8306. | Wazed (wassain) | 84.88 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
8307. | isekai (krimsonly) | 84.88 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
8308. | Eion (pnusgoose) | 84.87 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
8309. | Tecnium (tecnium) | 84.87 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |