So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27326. | Funshine (yoyoshi) | 57.21 | 92% | 2013-09-01 |
| 27327. | Al Musal (almusal) | 57.21 | 97% | 2013-01-14 |
| 27328. | ClickClackMoo (clickclackm00) | 57.20 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
| 27329. | elbert (elbert1104) | 57.20 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 27330. | ine (ine_51) | 57.20 | 91% | 2014-02-14 |
| 27331. | albert (ckyuru) | 57.20 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
| 27332. | Ashish (ashcode98) | 57.19 | 94.3% | 2023-08-31 |
| 27333. | tonami (taskbearer) | 57.19 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 27334. | Julia (julisca7) | 57.18 | 97% | 2011-12-16 |
| 27335. | yogi (gigoy) | 57.18 | 98% | 2013-02-14 |
| 27336. | sdkjfh (whaat) | 57.18 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 27337. | Txitxow (txitxow) | 57.18 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 27338. | Sumit (sumit56) | 57.18 | 95% | 2015-05-16 |
| 27339. | No (imtfn) | 57.18 | 94% | 2012-10-22 |
| 27340. | David (dvast) | 57.18 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 27341. | Ankit (ankits) | 57.18 | 93% | 2016-08-26 |
| 27342. | Aditya (rust_eze) | 57.17 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 27343. | zaki (zaki1801) | 57.17 | 95% | 2018-01-24 |
| 27344. | Cachimba (cachimba) | 57.17 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 27345. | LshaNu,..!!! (lshanu) | 57.17 | 88% | 2011-08-08 |
| 27346. | WalangMagawa (bihon) | 57.17 | 84% | 2012-02-27 |
| 27347. | Sebastian (trololo321) | 57.17 | 95% | 2013-08-12 |
| 27348. | Sergey (steelassasin) | 57.17 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
| 27349. | El (shrekforeverafter) | 57.16 | 95% | 2022-12-25 |
| 27350. | John (infzer0) | 57.16 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 27351. | tesseract (tesseract1996) | 57.16 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 27352. | HolyHit (holyhit) | 57.16 | 95% | 2021-05-07 |
| 27353. | Darvin (swagg_lord) | 57.16 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 27354. | chicken (chethan819) | 57.16 | 94% | 2022-08-22 |
| 27355. | Dwiko (diorite90) | 57.16 | 94% | 2021-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |