The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25980. | ken (tkn1) | 69.02 | 97% | 2014-09-16 |
| 25981. | roflzord (neraa) | 69.02 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
| 25982. | Terusan (terusan) | 69.01 | 99% | 2025-10-07 |
| 25983. | cheyene (cheyenerive) | 69.01 | 96% | 2025-09-26 |
| 25984. | Laura Antonio Vlad (existin... | 69.01 | 96.9% | 2025-01-07 |
| 25985. | Amir Hossein Farhadi (kingahf) | 69.01 | 95.8% | 2025-01-26 |
| 25986. | Lowan (lowanh) | 69.01 | 94.8% | 2024-10-31 |
| 25987. | Janitor (janitor123454) | 69.01 | 95% | 2024-07-03 |
| 25988. | max (m1na17) | 69.01 | 98% | 2025-05-28 |
| 25989. | Flo (flo_) | 69.01 | 98% | 2024-02-10 |
| 25990. | Sean Leal (naruxen) | 69.01 | 96.7% | 2023-12-04 |
| 25991. | Jeffrey (jeffreyz8) | 69.01 | 89% | 2013-12-20 |
| 25992. | Yanzhuo (yzmonsterhunter) | 69.01 | 95% | 2015-10-25 |
| 25993. | Baile (kosei) | 69.01 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 25994. | Humble (hellohumble) | 69.01 | 92% | 2013-10-31 |
| 25995. | J (spaceracer) | 69.01 | 96% | 2014-05-06 |
| 25996. | UgandaBeJoking (ugandabejok... | 69.00 | 97% | 2024-12-08 |
| 25997. | weeb (cv01) | 69.00 | 96.7% | 2024-01-27 |
| 25998. | Zolomon (hunter_zolomon1) | 69.00 | 97.6% | 2024-01-20 |
| 25999. | Lemon (stealthdude) | 69.00 | 87% | 2016-10-14 |
| 26000. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 69.00 | 97.1% | 2025-01-22 |
| 26001. | Minh (bietdoikiem) | 69.00 | 93% | 2022-02-27 |
| 26002. | murtaza (oneten) | 69.00 | 91% | 2017-01-06 |
| 26003. | dreamisdream (strongwind88) | 69.00 | 94% | 2013-01-04 |
| 26004. | arhean (arhean) | 69.00 | 96% | 2016-10-23 |
| 26005. | Dewfrezknee (doofrezknee) | 68.99 | 95.7% | 2024-05-25 |
| 26006. | shyam777 (shyam191999) | 68.99 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 26007. | Sam (naeiur) | 68.99 | 97% | 2024-06-23 |
| 26008. | Enlightened (liku45) | 68.99 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 26009. | B (bjwong) | 68.99 | 93% | 2014-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |