I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3664. | pepitsy (pepitsyschool) | 64.97 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 3665. | Stephanie (snbtower2) | 64.96 | 97% | 2025-10-22 |
| 3666. | the one (qaisianas) | 64.96 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 3667. | Mahdi (iranshahi) | 64.94 | 95% | 2024-02-09 |
| 3668. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 64.91 | 95.8% | 2024-09-24 |
| 3669. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 64.89 | 94.9% | 2024-05-07 |
| 3670. | annajam06 (annajam06) | 64.88 | 97.7% | 2023-12-06 |
| 3671. | spiffy (spiffingway) | 64.86 | 95% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3672. | cimi (cimikaiju) | 64.81 | 96% | 2024-06-07 |
| 3673. | Dmytro (dmytry100) | 64.81 | 98% | 2026-02-25 |
| 3674. | Ahmet (mcpeace) | 64.77 | 96.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 3675. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 64.70 | 94% | 2025-06-16 |
| 3676. | ColdFire (livinggod29) | 64.62 | 95.9% | 2024-01-05 |
| 3677. | dogphile (dogphile) | 64.46 | 93.8% | 2023-08-11 |
| 3678. | Dante Alighieri (danteezy) | 64.40 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 3679. | DaviGand14 (davigand14) | 64.39 | 97.1% | 2024-03-23 |
| 3680. | Zenith (zenith_jo) | 64.30 | 95.9% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3681. | 222 (2222222222222222222) | 64.30 | 94% | 2024-05-11 |
| 3682. | Cadmus (cadmus369) | 64.30 | 94.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3683. | phoenix (stdagger) | 64.30 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 3684. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 64.24 | 93.9% | 2024-09-25 |
| 3685. | mirian (mar08) | 64.23 | 96% | 2025-09-03 |
| 3686. | ARBITER (arbiter_sign) | 64.19 | 95.9% | 2025-03-27 |
| 3687. | Atm. Towhid (towhidbd) | 64.11 | 97.2% | 2024-06-27 |
| 3688. | Wahid (wahidhalim) | 64.03 | 94% | 2025-12-28 |
| 3689. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 64.00 | 94.3% | 2023-12-16 |
| 3690. | Sronichan (sronichan) | 63.99 | 96.3% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3691. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 63.94 | 96.5% | 2023-09-08 |
| 3692. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 63.86 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
| 3693. | saeed (saeedhsv) | 63.68 | 96.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |