So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15119. | qwe (azeem838) | 76.24 | 96.7% | 2023-07-21 |
| 15120. | FHVirus (fhvirus) | 76.24 | 98.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 15121. | Matt (matthtypes) | 76.24 | 99% | 2023-01-29 |
| 15122. | yen (yenyenl) | 76.24 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 15123. | H J (ojinjin) | 76.24 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 15124. | Yu (yuritako) | 76.24 | 95% | 2014-07-08 |
| 15125. | xd (palmate) | 76.24 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 15126. | jj6atgeneseo (jj6atgeneseo) | 76.24 | 99% | 2016-02-01 |
| 15127. | James (pd_snipe) | 76.24 | 95% | 2013-04-14 |
| 15128. | Hampus (hampusus) | 76.24 | 95% | 2012-08-14 |
| 15129. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 76.23 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
| 15130. | EerDick (eerdick) | 76.23 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 15131. | Miles (whatnowsun) | 76.23 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 15132. | Justin (dmobaseball10) | 76.23 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 15133. | Kurta (kurtaga) | 76.23 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 15134. | Arif (easternpromises) | 76.23 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
| 15135. | Simon (znail) | 76.22 | 97% | 2015-02-06 |
| 15136. | Evans (xerodo) | 76.22 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 15137. | Dyslexic_J (jamjar_) | 76.22 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 15138. | Daniel (dpmaloney) | 76.22 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 15139. | Stathis (stathis) | 76.22 | 91% | 2016-02-26 |
| 15140. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 76.22 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15141. | Sorin (zarzare) | 76.22 | 98% | 2013-02-18 |
| 15142. | Pronto (pronto_) | 76.22 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
| 15143. | Matthew (liberz) | 76.22 | 90% | 2015-12-26 |
| 15144. | Wtf (ಠ_ಠ) (bahjeng2) | 76.22 | 89% | 2017-01-31 |
| 15145. | Common Hoopoe (chaoticorder) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 15146. | Tzeyan (noddy325) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 15147. | Shahid (shaddagreat) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15148. | Punkblue (oblivinati) | 76.21 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |