Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3020. | Simon (siarnt) | 75.29 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3021. | Joe (valveanticheat) | 75.27 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 3022. | milluki (milluki) | 75.26 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3023. | Vladut (vladandreiy) | 75.23 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 3024. | Jamie (jamiethetyper) | 75.23 | 95% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3025. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 75.23 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 3026. | Alex (manithan) | 75.22 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3027. | Honded (honded) | 75.21 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 3028. | Mistah (mistah) | 75.19 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 3029. | Tarako (tarako003) | 75.19 | 100% | 2018-08-04 |
| 3030. | Martin (daikokuya) | 75.18 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 3031. | Uroš (grujidis) | 75.18 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 3032. | Jared (perplexenigma) | 75.18 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3033. | aokepoke (dweepers) | 75.18 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 3034. | Olcay (kinataki) | 75.16 | 97% | 2020-02-10 |
| 3035. | Zach (zach_htet) | 75.16 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 3036. | Wilson (starkeyqiu) | 75.15 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 3037. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 75.15 | 99% | 2020-06-23 |
| 3038. | Joshua (fehho) | 75.13 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 3039. | Hichael (rotibom) | 75.10 | 98% | 2019-07-06 |
| 3040. | Alex (auft) | 75.10 | 95% | 2018-10-15 |
| 3041. | Brian (oxydox) | 75.09 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 3042. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 75.08 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 3043. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 75.07 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 3044. | Clayton (claytonlives) | 75.06 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 3045. | Chris (chrisnob) | 75.06 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 3046. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 75.06 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 3047. | Dahhr (dahhr) | 75.05 | 95% | 2018-03-08 |
| 3048. | InfiniteCows (infinitecows) | 75.04 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 3049. | Saif (maliksaif) | 75.04 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |