So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15349. | Speedy (homekeys) | 75.83 | 98% | 2011-10-09 |
| 15350. | Manzur (manzur) | 75.83 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 15351. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 75.82 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 15352. | Nikee (nikee25) | 75.82 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 15353. | R2bEEaton (r2beeaton) | 75.82 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 15354. | Ivan (vanisher) | 75.82 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 15355. | Murker - About Time! (murke... | 75.82 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 15356. | mel (madi920) | 75.82 | 95% | 2011-05-17 |
| 15357. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 75.81 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 15358. | sterling (sterlingb12) | 75.81 | 94.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 15359. | Noah (iexcelerate) | 75.80 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15360. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 75.80 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 15361. | svat (svat) | 75.80 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 15362. | The (thesaints) | 75.80 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 15363. | Sunny (sun420) | 75.80 | 97% | 2013-01-21 |
| 15364. | Rada (bit_defender) | 75.80 | 93% | 2013-01-12 |
| 15365. | Mac (kingmac_06) | 75.79 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 15366. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 75.79 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 15367. | Lee (starhole) | 75.79 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 15368. | b (srefn) | 75.79 | 95% | 2017-03-12 |
| 15369. | Xart (normzkee2) | 75.79 | 93% | 2014-11-05 |
| 15370. | Amber (banditta) | 75.79 | 98% | 2012-09-18 |
| 15371. | seth (sethd97) | 75.78 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 15372. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 75.78 | 95% | 2021-06-27 |
| 15373. | James (jamezjohnson) | 75.78 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 15374. | Rajeeb (rajeeb23k) | 75.78 | 98% | 2012-09-08 |
| 15375. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 75.78 | 94% | 2016-05-28 |
| 15376. | Daniel (tempguan) | 75.77 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 15377. | Camixes (mizkif_fatass) | 75.77 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15378. | B (bobbym) | 75.77 | 98% | 2015-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |