I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8904. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 92.32 | 99% | 2020-01-30 |
| 8905. | Mordoe (mortenhb) | 92.31 | 98% | 2024-09-12 |
| 8906. | Two (twoball) | 92.31 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 8907. | Michael (v3spula) | 92.31 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 8908. | Neutral (neutral77) | 92.30 | 98% | 2024-07-02 |
| 8909. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 92.30 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 8910. | Toymaker (jetamaya) | 92.30 | 96% | 2024-03-15 |
| 8911. | satan (satanslefttoe) | 92.30 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8912. | Hello (pancakeparlour) | 92.30 | 99% | 2018-03-21 |
| 8913. | Devon (mediocrityatbest412) | 92.29 | 97.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 8914. | Ingrid (ingrilledbeef) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8915. | d0bu (d0bucookie) | 92.29 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8916. | Vũ (khanhyeuquan) | 92.29 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 8917. | Neel (neel19) | 92.29 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 8918. | yoog (yoog) | 92.29 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 8919. | sean (tpsn3) | 92.29 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 8920. | Hasan (kingofnumbers) | 92.28 | 98.3% | 2024-07-22 |
| 8921. | hayfever (hayfever) | 92.28 | 98% | 2024-06-16 |
| 8922. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 92.28 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 8923. | H A (hamada_ali) | 92.28 | 97.7% | 2023-10-20 |
| 8924. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 92.28 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 8925. | Sam David (samdavidd) | 92.28 | 97.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 8926. | David (bomely) | 92.28 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8927. | Eros (tigeros) | 92.28 | 99% | 2023-02-27 |
| 8928. | Slopoke (yuckybanana) | 92.27 | 97% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8929. | hate accuracy (jinmanquess) | 92.27 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 8930. | Tristan (timmychikin) | 92.27 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 8931. | Max (elsancho5) | 92.26 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8932. | Mehreen (mehreen_siddique) | 92.26 | 98% | 2024-08-06 |
| 8933. | Saurav (sauravdeore) | 92.25 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |