The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23988. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 65.55 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 23989. | Karnouk (karnouk) | 65.55 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 23990. | Robert (rinnyzerg) | 65.55 | 92% | 2014-01-03 |
| 23991. | Praveen (praveenkcs28) | 65.55 | 95% | 2013-09-19 |
| 23992. | Espen (espo) | 65.55 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 23993. | Mary (bloody_mary) | 65.54 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 23994. | kunni (kunni2000) | 65.54 | 96% | 2020-06-21 |
| 23995. | serafin (serafin) | 65.54 | 97% | 2012-02-14 |
| 23996. | AST (emper0rr) | 65.54 | 96% | 2012-10-06 |
| 23997. | Ray (expertise) | 65.54 | 93% | 2016-07-19 |
| 23998. | Cryptonics (cryptonics) | 65.53 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 23999. | jacks (northice12) | 65.53 | 93% | 2022-09-26 |
| 24000. | Wayne (wisepvp) | 65.53 | 91% | 2016-07-20 |
| 24001. | Karthik (karthikkumar) | 65.53 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 24002. | Alywin (sylvin) | 65.53 | 94% | 2020-01-08 |
| 24003. | Eduardo (laloaguirre720) | 65.53 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 24004. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 65.52 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 24005. | Jolyon (deltics) | 65.52 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
| 24006. | Lepry (leprykun) | 65.52 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 24007. | poemich (jerkyice) | 65.52 | 95% | 2023-03-25 |
| 24008. | Lukas (star55) | 65.52 | 90% | 2015-02-25 |
| 24009. | Zahra (airiiii) | 65.51 | 87% | 2017-01-21 |
| 24010. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 65.51 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 24011. | Skid (spagadongs) | 65.51 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 24012. | Facha (facha) | 65.51 | 87% | 2014-01-06 |
| 24013. | Leah (frenchiefrie) | 65.51 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 24014. | Sebastian (sebperez) | 65.51 | 96% | 2014-09-18 |
| 24015. | Matej (matejh) | 65.51 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 24016. | Mark (markwright) | 65.51 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 24017. | GERALD (hackerxxx0021) | 65.51 | 94% | 2016-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |