As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5877. | lawn (hp12c) | 94.51 | 97% | 2024-05-16 |
| 5878. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
| 5879. | Andy (okiandy) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5880. | Jewy (winniedepooh) | 94.50 | 97% | 2016-03-09 |
| 5881. | FunkyChunkyMon (funkychunky... | 94.50 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 5882. | Nick (kmkhami) | 94.50 | 97.2% | 2023-11-30 |
| 5883. | Kanzi (kanziness) | 94.50 | 96% | 2015-08-16 |
| 5884. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 94.50 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 5885. | Jay (hellhunter) | 94.49 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 5886. | cliff (jerjerfly) | 94.49 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 5887. | Neel (neel19) | 94.49 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 5888. | Marasy (marasy8) | 94.48 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5889. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 94.48 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5890. | Improving (mrsleeves) | 94.48 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5891. | asdf (spelx) | 94.48 | 89% | 2015-12-14 |
| 5892. | Coleman (edibleplastique) | 94.48 | 93% | 2015-07-18 |
| 5893. | HawksCardinals (hawkscardin... | 94.47 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 5894. | Sydney (sydholla) | 94.47 | 99% | 2022-02-17 |
| 5895. | WHITHE (ciyp) | 94.47 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 5896. | Robert (stantor) | 94.47 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 5897. | Josh (hsoj1) | 94.46 | 97% | 2024-01-24 |
| 5898. | QUACK (zooming235) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5899. | Nguyen (tezk1) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 5900. | Paula (paulazoo) | 94.46 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5901. | Stadics (stadics) | 94.45 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 5902. | patrickstar505 (patrickstar... | 94.44 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 5903. | Raadek (knr24) | 94.44 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5904. | Patrik (pbody) | 94.44 | 99% | 2022-04-05 |
| 5905. | Axel (setomi) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 5906. | Kari (carrey) | 94.43 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |