I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3330. | (faldir) | 113.68 | 100% | 2021-02-12 |
| 3331. | (oily) | 113.68 | 99% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3332. | (donald__j__trump) | 113.68 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 3333. | (onebit1024) | 113.66 | 98% | 2025-07-11 |
| 3334. | (gtswpm150) | 113.66 | 99% | 2018-07-05 |
| 3335. | (sick0speed) | 113.65 | 97.6% | 2024-01-18 |
| 3336. | Harry (harrythegreat5) | 113.65 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 3337. | (williamhough) | 113.63 | 100% | 2025-09-16 |
| 3338. | (olegbucolo) | 113.63 | 98.2% | 2024-09-01 |
| 3339. | pwned (16wpm) | 113.63 | 98.8% | 2023-05-24 |
| 3340. | Emil (emle10) | 113.63 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 3341. | (furretmastr) | 113.63 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 3342. | (jessicachen8) | 113.62 | 98% | 2025-05-13 |
| 3343. | (agglomeration) | 113.62 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3344. | Violette (waterwiz) | 113.62 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 3345. | (cleverusername123) | 113.62 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 3346. | Jason (bigswass) | 113.61 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 3347. | TulBott (alb3rth3nry) | 113.61 | 97.7% | 2023-07-12 |
| 3348. | Six (sixsix) | 113.61 | 99% | 2024-01-13 |
| 3349. | (timofeyumbrella) | 113.61 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 3350. | Stanislav🍆 (stanislav2000) | 113.61 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 3351. | (auctionday) | 113.60 | 98% | 2023-12-06 |
| 3352. | (rac3mm4r) | 113.60 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 3353. | (mrkrakenthe1st) | 113.59 | 99.4% | 2023-06-28 |
| 3354. | (pilky01) | 113.59 | 91% | 2017-05-03 |
| 3355. | (athazagoraphobia) | 113.59 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 3356. | (bantoe) | 113.58 | 97% | 2024-09-13 |
| 3357. | (georgedodia) | 113.56 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 3358. | (sparkleymoji) | 113.56 | 97.7% | 2024-02-10 |
| 3359. | (696969696) | 113.56 | 97% | 2023-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| á—ś Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |