I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6508. | Michael (mikeytmnt) | 96.93 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 6509. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 96.93 | 95% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6510. | llama (lilillama) | 96.91 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 6511. | Luke (thearrogantone) | 96.91 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 6512. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 96.91 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 6513. | kobayashi (superjiayu123) | 96.90 | 98% | 2025-12-10 |
| 6514. | Jacob (mnbnd) | 96.90 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 6515. | bob (kkgd) | 96.90 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 6516. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 96.90 | 96.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 6517. | bob (typer_bob) | 96.90 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 6518. | mxlsiia (melsiia) | 96.90 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 6519. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 96.89 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 6520. | Calista (calistatiu) | 96.89 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| 6521. | Verstappen (jojohp0915) | 96.89 | 98.7% | 2024-08-28 |
| 6522. | Nvght (xnvght) | 96.89 | 98.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6523. | adf (pakemania) | 96.89 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 6524. | Fabian (fcblueprint) | 96.88 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6525. | Rebecca (221btimelord) | 96.88 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6526. | Max (max2004awesome) | 96.88 | 97% | 2025-04-11 |
| 6527. | laza (lazaabt) | 96.88 | 98.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 6528. | jackson (school_account) | 96.88 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 6529. | Stanger (stanger03) | 96.88 | 98.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 6530. | 1000 & beyond (gkaps) | 96.87 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 6531. | Josh (josh627) | 96.87 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 6532. | Juggernaut (jugg07) | 96.87 | 99% | 2024-04-25 |
| 6533. | master (cs6000pistol) | 96.86 | 95.9% | 2023-06-13 |
| 6534. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 96.86 | 99.3% | 2024-05-25 |
| 6535. | Dabu (dabuxian) | 96.86 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| 6536. | dulux23 (dulux23) | 96.86 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 6537. | Landen (bndd) | 96.85 | 98.7% | 2024-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |