So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18060. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 71.29 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
| 18061. | Milk (saezos) | 71.29 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 18062. | dani (danisirico) | 71.29 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 18063. | ohoo (oholter) | 71.29 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 18064. | J (irocamora) | 71.29 | 99% | 2020-07-12 |
| 18065. | Arthur (trickzington) | 71.29 | 92% | 2012-10-22 |
| 18066. | Ken (kengeorge) | 71.29 | 92% | 2012-08-26 |
| 18067. | Brooke (_brooke_) | 71.29 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 18068. | rajiun (rajiun) | 71.28 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 18069. | prabin (prabin22) | 71.28 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 18070. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 71.28 | 95% | 2021-02-07 |
| 18071. | Dawg (goon_goonster) | 71.28 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 18072. | Nhan (violettomsk) | 71.28 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 18073. | phong (phongcnttbk) | 71.28 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 18074. | Abbad (luckseeker) | 71.28 | 93% | 2011-12-27 |
| 18075. | Felipe (felipelopes) | 71.28 | 95% | 2016-05-13 |
| 18076. | Alex (muolaf) | 71.27 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 18077. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 71.27 | 93.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 18078. | Nerx (rshield) | 71.27 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 18079. | Teemu (nime_raider) | 71.27 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 18080. | edwtpnd (edwtpnd1) | 71.27 | 98% | 2011-07-13 |
| 18081. | Tai (letientai299) | 71.27 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 18082. | Jack (yiningzhao) | 71.27 | 93% | 2012-08-28 |
| 18083. | Vourvoul (vourvoul) | 71.27 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 18084. | Arsalan (vodkagunznbabez) | 71.27 | 96% | 2016-08-11 |
| 18085. | urvesh (urvesh25) | 71.27 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 18086. | Vincent (standman) | 71.27 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 18087. | RippingJuicyFARTS (rippin_f... | 71.26 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
| 18088. | Mashallah (mashallahh) | 71.26 | 93% | 2022-04-14 |
| 18089. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 71.26 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |