So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14261. | ⠀ (elfn) | 77.26 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14262. | psyche (psycheswirl8) | 77.26 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 14263. | (haviihavii) | 77.25 | 91% | 2014-10-09 |
| 14264. | (teleostcat) | 77.25 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 14265. | (keithpeng) | 77.25 | 92% | 2016-09-08 |
| 14266. | (aliensqueakytoy) | 77.25 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 14267. | (doomlegume) | 77.25 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 14268. | (calebegg) | 77.25 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 14269. | (manzur05) | 77.25 | 97% | 2013-06-13 |
| 14270. | Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) | 77.24 | 92% | 2014-01-02 |
| 14271. | Konigsberg (studenttypist2) | 77.24 | 97% | 2011-10-07 |
| 14272. | (potato2020) | 77.24 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 14273. | Mark (markrski2000) | 77.24 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 14274. | (allhailyeast) | 77.24 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 14275. | (nnard1616) | 77.24 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 14276. | Truch (truch) | 77.24 | 95% | 2015-04-01 |
| 14277. | CoolBongoBoy (nerdrepellent) | 77.23 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14278. | (robtheslob7856) | 77.23 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 14279. | (oduengr24) | 77.23 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 14280. | (hyper_type) | 77.23 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 14281. | (nak9x) | 77.23 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 14282. | (tzyirvo) | 77.23 | 95% | 2014-09-18 |
| 14283. | (stammm) | 77.23 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 14284. | (mechne) | 77.23 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 14285. | (mrtangent) | 77.22 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 14286. | (break_fast) | 77.22 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 14287. | (axr123) | 77.22 | 96% | 2011-12-11 |
| 14288. | John (greekinfo) | 77.22 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
| 14289. | (propermunch) | 77.22 | 96% | 2015-01-14 |
| 14290. | (hydexuniverse) | 77.21 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |