The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28812. | ColeMacca (weenyboi) | 57.14 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 28813. | Lee (asdf755) | 57.14 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 28814. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 57.13 | 87% | 2017-03-11 |
| 28815. | tstats[samparish] (samparish) | 57.13 | 97.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 28816. | Mohamed (mohamedafify) | 57.13 | 93% | 2020-05-03 |
| 28817. | istimewa (kukuhp22) | 57.13 | 89% | 2016-11-14 |
| 28818. | chevron000 (chevron000) | 57.13 | 90% | 2012-01-04 |
| 28819. | Gabby (gabbyou) | 57.13 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 28820. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 57.12 | 94% | 2022-08-20 |
| 28821. | manzah (beelzeb0sss) | 57.12 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 28822. | krzsombi (krzsombi) | 57.11 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 28823. | gamergirl08 (08gamer08girl) | 57.11 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
| 28824. | Matt (truemateo) | 57.11 | 92% | 2022-02-20 |
| 28825. | buttcheeks (shitguy2000) | 57.11 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 28826. | Aidil (aidil_umarov) | 57.11 | 95% | 2014-03-16 |
| 28827. | Red (tahder) | 57.11 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 28828. | Aaron (the_bus) | 57.10 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 28829. | Dean (stainedclass) | 57.10 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 28830. | Amin (aminkr) | 57.09 | 90% | 2015-11-25 |
| 28831. | Niv (niv271) | 57.09 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 28832. | Matt (dealz) | 57.09 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
| 28833. | MrSofo (bigsofo41) | 57.08 | 94.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 28834. | Daniel (dan1el) | 57.08 | 93% | 2013-04-26 |
| 28835. | Zackary (realyslow) | 57.08 | 92% | 2013-08-03 |
| 28836. | Parsi (parsisaren) | 57.08 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 28837. | Pham (paladin_3895) | 57.08 | 97% | 2011-11-22 |
| 28838. | Matt (mdcfalcon) | 57.08 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
| 28839. | Adarsh M A (adarshm39) | 57.07 | 95% | 2023-08-24 |
| 28840. | seuu (minwastaken) | 57.07 | 95.7% | 2023-05-25 |
| 28841. | Shawcha (shawcha20) | 57.07 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |