So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14487. | (ryan8896lch) | 77.40 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 14488. | Rushing Tank (devilhachi) | 77.40 | 94% | 2015-04-27 |
| 14489. | qria (qria) | 77.40 | 88% | 2016-10-19 |
| 14490. | nitrosquid (nitrosquid) | 77.39 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 14491. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 77.39 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 14492. | Utshab (utshab_niraula) | 77.39 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 14493. | Luke (lukeeff) | 77.39 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 14494. | Kenneth (noswagkenneth) | 77.39 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14495. | M Rizwan (rizwanm42) | 77.39 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
| 14496. | veljkoz (veljkoz) | 77.39 | 97% | 2011-10-03 |
| 14497. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 77.39 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 14498. | JP (jpuppey) | 77.39 | 96% | 2018-05-21 |
| 14499. | Bae (baenimbae12) | 77.38 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 14500. | Sami (race_for_u) | 77.38 | 93% | 2013-04-22 |
| 14501. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 77.38 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 14502. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 77.38 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 14503. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 77.37 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 14504. | Chhavi (chhavijain1111) | 77.37 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 14505. | Blaze (klblaz) | 77.37 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
| 14506. | Bruce (iamlung) | 77.37 | 99% | 2017-02-23 |
| 14507. | Saagar (stacky) | 77.37 | 91% | 2014-02-17 |
| 14508. | kentlim (lsk133) | 77.36 | 100% | 2022-07-25 |
| 14509. | mael (maelstrom00) | 77.36 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 14510. | Muffins (muffins) | 77.36 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 14511. | KARTIK (kartikpodugu) | 77.36 | 98% | 2011-07-26 |
| 14512. | Collin (collin2212) | 77.36 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 14513. | Sean (laggermc) | 77.35 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 14514. | Edward (edward54321) | 77.35 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 14515. | Elskrim (important) | 77.35 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 14516. | Apathos (apathosss) | 77.34 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |