The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4801. | Sean (hothands089) | 102.95 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 4802. | :) (bavadin) | 102.95 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4803. | Alex (machine12100) | 102.95 | 97% | 2015-10-09 |
| 4804. | Fabian (bengan) | 102.95 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 4805. | Kwame Buanyina (kbuanyina) | 102.94 | 99% | 2023-07-01 |
| 4806. | Sylvester (trapist) | 102.94 | 97% | 2015-12-20 |
| 4807. | Duvall (duvall) | 102.94 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 4808. | www (aaahrgrhh) | 102.93 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 4809. | GBW (gbw_gbw) | 102.92 | 99% | 2013-12-27 |
| 4810. | Chanz (chanzie) | 102.91 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| 4811. | Enianen (enianen) | 102.91 | 96% | 2015-09-09 |
| 4812. | PS (ps85) | 102.91 | 96% | 2012-10-07 |
| 4813. | Dan (garbagexd) | 102.90 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 4814. | twitch.tv/heynickolas (nick... | 102.90 | 93% | 2013-09-12 |
| 4815. | Tyrone (fastesthackertyper) | 102.90 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4816. | Aventus (aventus) | 102.90 | 95% | 2015-07-26 |
| 4817. | Stack (stackgod) | 102.89 | 99% | 2019-03-12 |
| 4818. | JAXmudge (jaxmudge) | 102.88 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 4819. | lahmacun (lahmacun228) | 102.88 | 97.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 4820. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 102.87 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 4821. | therealmcoy (therealmcoy) | 102.86 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 4822. | chachasoba (chachasoba) | 102.85 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 4823. | IPolar_ (ipolar48_) | 102.85 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 4824. | Laki (lakiot) | 102.85 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 4825. | kiki (aokiki) | 102.84 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 4826. | Ray (raazait) | 102.84 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 4827. | Alex (eggstreme) | 102.84 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| 4828. | Acceptance (riskirw) | 102.84 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 4829. | Suzy (colemak5) | 102.83 | 99% | 2016-02-05 |
| 4830. | D (dontgotmilk) | 102.82 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |