It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3399. | Dylan (dilly1) | 67.60 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3400. | hereugo (hereugo) | 67.59 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3401. | Eran (umm_eran) | 67.59 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
| 3402. | neil (neil_da_nub) | 67.58 | 95% | 2020-06-06 |
| 3403. | Prince (kingelessar1) | 67.57 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3404. | Terkel (giantbobo) | 67.56 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 3405. | Luis (luispartosa) | 67.56 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3406. | IceTea (iceteaxxd) | 67.53 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3407. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 67.53 | 94% | 2019-03-22 |
| 3408. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 67.52 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3409. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 67.51 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3410. | Anna (rabbitpickles69) | 67.51 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 3411. | Daniel (gismo359) | 67.51 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 3412. | Klunky (liamrob) | 67.49 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 3413. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 67.49 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 3414. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 67.48 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3415. | AllCrumpledUp (stableigloo) | 67.47 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 3416. | Josiah (ejosiah) | 67.46 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3417. | Robert (lowestlow) | 67.46 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3418. | Xoom (xoombot) | 67.45 | 95% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3419. | pica123 (yeeboi) | 67.45 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 3420. | Master (trikoi00) | 67.45 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 3421. | Void (ostrichrider) | 67.43 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3422. | Garrett (wgjbv) | 67.42 | 94% | 2018-10-24 |
| 3423. | Cobra (cobra03) | 67.41 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 3424. | Hugo (saltywatermelon_) | 67.41 | 95% | 2019-08-13 |
| 3425. | Jason (zidea) | 67.39 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 3426. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 67.39 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3427. | eric (eric8) | 67.36 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 3428. | D (chubbieveggie) | 67.36 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |