I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6020. | Anderson (andyshyper) | 99.26 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 6021. | Santiago (chicharrones) | 99.26 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 6022. | arsam (pereeia) | 99.26 | 98.6% | 2024-07-19 |
| 6023. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 99.26 | 98.1% | 2023-12-21 |
| 6024. | Big (bigjohn05) | 99.26 | 98% | 2025-10-25 |
| 6025. | Victo (victo_sn) | 99.26 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 6026. | Kai (kai133) | 99.25 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 6027. | Goalie (goalieguy16) | 99.25 | 96% | 2026-02-23 |
| 6028. | Name (housewren) | 99.25 | 96% | 2019-10-16 |
| 6029. | Vishal (vishal__) | 99.25 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 6030. | Iffeffo20 (dobichie) | 99.25 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
| 6031. | Amro (hummus18_) | 99.24 | 96% | 2024-05-10 |
| 6032. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 99.23 | 96.3% | 2024-03-30 |
| 6033. | DreadLock (dreadlock_) | 99.22 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 6034. | abatt (sas_1100) | 99.21 | 98.7% | 2025-03-24 |
| 6035. | Ella (amhaissup) | 99.20 | 98.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 6036. | AllCrumpledUp (stableigloo) | 99.18 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 6037. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 99.18 | 97.8% | 2023-05-27 |
| 6038. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 99.18 | 99% | 2021-01-09 |
| 6039. | Hisuian Zoroark (mbp00) | 99.17 | 98% | 2026-02-06 |
| 6040. | Ming (swamis) | 99.17 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 6041. | Atira (atirakun) | 99.17 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 6042. | Gustavo da Cruz (gustavodac... | 99.15 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
| 6043. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 99.14 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 6044. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 99.14 | 99% | 2022-05-01 |
| 6045. | Ryuji (ryuji_shinki) | 99.14 | 99% | 2021-05-11 |
| 6046. | Ahjin (sakurajimasan) | 99.14 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 6047. | Kee (pizzaforkeera) | 99.14 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 6048. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 99.12 | 97.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6049. | Noah (rykusu) | 99.11 | 96% | 2024-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |