The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10756. | 🐀 (idfr37) | 99.08 | 96.7% | 2023-07-23 |
| 10757. | mcga (mcga) | 99.08 | 100% | 2021-12-24 |
| 10758. | school (modernmarauder) | 99.08 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 10759. | Evolion (evolion) | 99.07 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 10760. | Brian (briantranny) | 99.07 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
| 10761. | Max (maxsmith) | 99.06 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 10762. | 痛い (kraddan) | 99.06 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
| 10763. | Maynard (mjk1964) | 99.06 | 92% | 2012-09-29 |
| 10764. | Matthew (swanson71) | 99.05 | 97% | 2015-02-25 |
| 10765. | Mathias (dickenschwanzmathias) | 99.05 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 10766. | touch grass (midca) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 10767. | BranClown611 (brandenclown) | 99.05 | 94% | 2023-09-30 |
| 10768. | sini (seenee) | 99.05 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 10769. | erhaeh (kagehero2) | 99.05 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 10770. | Jeffrey (jeffro1230) | 99.05 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 10771. | Jon (jonpwn1) | 99.05 | 96% | 2014-08-31 |
| 10772. | hi (sobordinatex) | 99.04 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 10773. | KW (kiawa88) | 99.04 | 100% | 2016-01-18 |
| 10774. | Kai (prokai) | 99.04 | 96% | 2016-04-15 |
| 10775. | PerkeIe (perkeie) | 99.04 | 97% | 2013-12-06 |
| 10776. | Calvin (azurechaoz) | 99.04 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10777. | philip (stable) | 99.04 | 95% | 2012-06-03 |
| 10778. | mark (koyoto) | 99.03 | 99% | 2014-04-20 |
| 10779. | Old man (xeoldman) | 99.03 | 97% | 2014-01-13 |
| 10780. | Emperor Tang (emperortang) | 99.03 | 92% | 2016-01-10 |
| 10781. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 99.02 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 10782. | JJ (jjballer) | 99.02 | 98% | 2019-01-09 |
| 10783. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 99.02 | 98% | 2016-02-08 |
| 10784. | Tage (sabonater) | 99.02 | 96% | 2013-09-07 |
| 10785. | Herr (japieee) | 99.02 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |