I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15634. | aidan (aidanfrencken) | 74.38 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 15635. | Andres (kikikiros) | 74.38 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15636. | gmiz (gmizavac) | 74.38 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 15637. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 74.37 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 15638. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 74.37 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 15639. | mmmmm (kamenrider345) | 74.37 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 15640. | 1 (shootingmonkey1) | 74.37 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 15641. | RMC (rmcproductions) | 74.37 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 15642. | Michael (kainseth) | 74.37 | 98.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15643. | Worm (clockblocker) | 74.37 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 15644. | ANUP (typekashyap) | 74.37 | 99% | 2019-05-20 |
| 15645. | JimmyCrapPr0n (bentoriceballs) | 74.37 | 93% | 2016-08-10 |
| 15646. | Rohit (m5ar123) | 74.36 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
| 15647. | Alex (tec9rushb) | 74.36 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 15648. | Clinton (brosevic) | 74.36 | 93% | 2017-04-12 |
| 15649. | Max (maexxx) | 74.36 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
| 15650. | Bastien_race28 (bastien_rac... | 74.35 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 15651. | 🤔 (stabilized) | 74.35 | 94% | 2015-12-13 |
| 15652. | Danica (7158dandan) | 74.35 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 15653. | swingman (worntire) | 74.35 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 15654. | Lucas (_pokerecord_) | 74.35 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 15655. | Spavid (dadkos34) | 74.35 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 15656. | GamerBoyShiva (gamerboyshiva) | 74.35 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 15657. | Antoine (antoine92) | 74.35 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 15658. | Collin (ginganinjaqqq) | 74.35 | 93% | 2017-04-12 |
| 15659. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 74.35 | 90% | 2017-02-27 |
| 15660. | Matt (digisax) | 74.35 | 95% | 2017-07-22 |
| 15661. | Adam (nihis) | 74.34 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 15662. | Chee (stupidsmalleevee) | 74.34 | 96% | 2024-08-13 |
| 15663. | Tyler Hatch (themanofthesea) | 74.34 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |