And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10255. | Aaron (zarjanda) | 97.38 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| 10256. | moncojhr (moncojhr) | 97.38 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 10257. | Matt (sjustus) | 97.37 | 96% | 2012-11-20 |
| 10258. | gvne (gvne) | 97.37 | 97.2% | 2023-09-03 |
| 10259. | George (forquackingoutloud) | 97.37 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 10260. | wireless garbage keyboard (... | 97.37 | 93% | 2013-11-18 |
| 10261. | framespersecond (indires) | 97.37 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 10262. | DownOnMe (twindracula) | 97.37 | 96% | 2014-08-15 |
| 10263. | Pavel (subz3ro) | 97.36 | 94% | 2012-10-10 |
| 10264. | Joe (joetelefair) | 97.35 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10265. | ngoc huy nam (destroy_the_w... | 97.35 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 10266. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 97.35 | 94% | 2015-01-14 |
| 10267. | Llama (pimemorized) | 97.34 | 88% | 2016-12-13 |
| 10268. | Ranch (nge_ranch) | 97.34 | 99% | 2018-04-05 |
| 10269. | Jason (eraserhd) | 97.34 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 10270. | Ronnie (ronnie15) | 97.34 | 98% | 2012-12-18 |
| 10271. | KamilJan (kamil_jan) | 97.33 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 10272. | Stephanie (sstephh) | 97.33 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 10273. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 97.33 | 97% | 2017-06-02 |
| 10274. | ethan (laymanef) | 97.33 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 10275. | majorpayne (jaylc185) | 97.33 | 87% | 2012-03-06 |
| 10276. | Zhaux (zhaux) | 97.32 | 97% | 2014-03-29 |
| 10277. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 97.32 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 10278. | ♞-✩ṕẢrtiDả-♞ (J... | 97.32 | 100% | 2014-12-05 |
| 10279. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 97.32 | 98% | 2015-11-30 |
| 10280. | sean (tpsn3) | 97.31 | 94% | 2011-09-04 |
| 10281. | mark (lovejoy12345) | 97.31 | 99% | 2016-01-13 |
| 10282. | mingi (gatangae) | 97.31 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 10283. | JD (jigglyjd) | 97.31 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10284. | Hi (12028) | 97.31 | 97% | 2016-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |