The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17354. | Aliff (aliffhakimi) | 75.92 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 17355. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 75.92 | 94% | 2019-10-10 |
| 17356. | Tristan (pizzy56) | 75.92 | 92% | 2016-01-12 |
| 17357. | Tim (tmshelton) | 75.92 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 17358. | Mettiiiinnnn (jiyan) | 75.92 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 17359. | Zalan (zalu) | 75.91 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 17360. | Igor (ikarus_873) | 75.91 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 17361. | Ciucurita (bihoru) | 75.91 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 17362. | Kags (thisiskags) | 75.90 | 90% | 2013-09-26 |
| 17363. | Tolga (tolgaakyuz) | 75.90 | 89% | 2016-05-25 |
| 17364. | Paul (theslim) | 75.90 | 99% | 2014-07-16 |
| 17365. | Nick (cvs_nick) | 75.90 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 17366. | Heinrich (heinrich) | 75.90 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 17367. | ted (thetecmachine) | 75.90 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 17368. | Ster0pes (ster0pes) | 75.90 | 96% | 2012-05-09 |
| 17369. | practice (timeintimeout) | 75.90 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 17370. | Vy (vreyma) | 75.89 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 17371. | Steve (ssmith66) | 75.89 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 17372. | Josh (scojos) | 75.89 | 90% | 2016-08-30 |
| 17373. | Andy (andy1692) | 75.89 | 92% | 2013-08-31 |
| 17374. | Wenshan (wenshan) | 75.89 | 98% | 2014-06-22 |
| 17375. | Joomi (hyunjins_americano) | 75.88 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 17376. | Victor (imprez92) | 75.88 | 91% | 2013-05-17 |
| 17377. | Binbin (nibnib) | 75.88 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 17378. | Lindsay (folkygal) | 75.88 | 97% | 2011-05-16 |
| 17379. | Tyler (fuyuk1) | 75.87 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 17380. | chris (nobuken) | 75.87 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 17381. | FlyingSpur (alcaponed) | 75.87 | 93% | 2013-10-07 |
| 17382. | KGromowski (kiereng) | 75.87 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
| 17383. | Parsa (parsal) | 75.87 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |