Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32805. | ghufran (ghufran8288) | 48.31 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 32806. | Gracc (graacc) | 48.31 | 93% | 2021-04-05 |
| 32807. | Blunt (blunt) | 48.30 | 92% | 2011-12-15 |
| 32808. | yeste28 (yeste28) | 48.30 | 98% | 2017-01-02 |
| 32809. | Nrimanta (nwiziyanow) | 48.30 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 32810. | Corey (hank0cean) | 48.30 | 92% | 2018-04-07 |
| 32811. | Jan (jmm_1) | 48.30 | 99% | 2020-12-27 |
| 32812. | Abhishek Anant (itsabhianant) | 48.29 | 94% | 2021-09-20 |
| 32813. | Andrew (amazas) | 48.29 | 94% | 2018-05-09 |
| 32814. | HBPM (praveenmanohar) | 48.29 | 96% | 2013-05-08 |
| 32815. | Alicia (alicia0316) | 48.28 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 32816. | Rohit (rohitvidwan) | 48.28 | 97% | 2013-05-04 |
| 32817. | Lily (lily_padd) | 48.28 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 32818. | A (melori) | 48.28 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 32819. | sungit2g (sungit2g) | 48.28 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 32820. | Richard (crar) | 48.28 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
| 32821. | Long (xuanlong) | 48.27 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 32822. | Joakim (zetson) | 48.27 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 32823. | shashi (sskumar) | 48.27 | 95% | 2014-07-09 |
| 32824. | Exojay (exojay) | 48.27 | 92% | 2017-08-30 |
| 32825. | diana (princessdiana) | 48.27 | 86% | 2012-02-11 |
| 32826. | wayne (silflow) | 48.27 | 93% | 2012-05-24 |
| 32827. | Pacham (pachamcham) | 48.27 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 32828. | Abdu (abduqodirov) | 48.27 | 93.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 32829. | Eli (eiervonsatan) | 48.27 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 32830. | ApostleOfTheLazy (aayushm8) | 48.27 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 32831. | 🗿skinnyism🗿 (nozomb) | 48.26 | 94% | 2018-12-10 |
| 32832. | Lin (ltf0501) | 48.26 | 96% | 2020-05-07 |
| 32833. | Captain2 (captain_) | 48.26 | 94% | 2021-03-25 |
| 32834. | G (g_bemol) | 48.26 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |