And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26883. | Cvikli (hamar) | 67.84 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 26884. | andrea (terminator3018) | 67.84 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 26885. | Konstantin (i_am_dosh) | 67.84 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 26886. | Slowest Noob (ayrin101) | 67.84 | 98% | 2017-04-05 |
| 26887. | Alex (auft) | 67.84 | 95% | 2018-09-22 |
| 26888. | Surfnam (surfnam) | 67.83 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 26889. | Petar (petar17) | 67.83 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 26890. | Annsie (annsie) | 67.83 | 88% | 2016-02-25 |
| 26891. | Val (bdieseldorff) | 67.83 | 98% | 2016-07-22 |
| 26892. | Sharon (sharon) | 67.82 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 26893. | Nimrodel (nimrodel127) | 67.82 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 26894. | haseeb (haseebarz) | 67.82 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 26895. | Kuerbiskosar (kuerbiskosar) | 67.82 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 26896. | Muntazar (muntazer1) | 67.82 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 26897. | Ryan (ryan81399) | 67.82 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 26898. | Fikri (fikri21) | 67.82 | 96% | 2011-11-11 |
| 26899. | smino (lucskosur420) | 67.81 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 26900. | Brandon (thefakestig) | 67.81 | 95% | 2012-01-07 |
| 26901. | Please help me (mrhooha3) | 67.81 | 91% | 2016-12-27 |
| 26902. | sheetal (ssheetal80) | 67.81 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 26903. | Debjyoti (dev_lee) | 67.81 | 97% | 2012-12-21 |
| 26904. | Diego (eggs) | 67.81 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 26905. | Patrick Bateman (amit__123) | 67.80 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 26906. | Angus (benjals9) | 67.80 | 95% | 2022-11-29 |
| 26907. | Phillip (ph33z) | 67.80 | 91% | 2014-12-27 |
| 26908. | Siri (sireon) | 67.79 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 26909. | Shane (shanelee_) | 67.79 | 93% | 2017-03-05 |
| 26910. | bfpanda (gembelsuper) | 67.79 | 92% | 2017-03-09 |
| 26911. | Neil (neil3110) | 67.78 | 94.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 26912. | Cephas (_cephas_) | 67.78 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |