The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24621. | BotRazmic (botrazmic) | 64.50 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 24622. | Konrad (mathsage) | 64.50 | 95% | 2016-07-14 |
| 24623. | pavelexpertov (pavelexpertov) | 64.50 | 94% | 2015-12-02 |
| 24624. | Sudipta (confusedphoton1) | 64.50 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
| 24625. | duck2 (duck2) | 64.50 | 97% | 2011-09-19 |
| 24626. | Jeremy (geekjeremy) | 64.49 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 24627. | Al Joshue (wonderpets) | 64.49 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 24628. | Leon (leonnoelimagery) | 64.49 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 24629. | julia (julizza) | 64.49 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 24630. | Mochi (mochisun) | 64.49 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 24631. | 1 (shootingmonkey1) | 64.49 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 24632. | Orka (orka) | 64.49 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 24633. | Devon (dennydoo11) | 64.49 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 24634. | Kacper (estox) | 64.49 | 94% | 2016-08-13 |
| 24635. | Wolfe (bygn99) | 64.49 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 24636. | Garl (garltsagan) | 64.49 | 97% | 2012-10-09 |
| 24637. | a (vanazkan) | 64.48 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 24638. | Julian (jtuccidrums) | 64.48 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 24639. | Duy (duypham90) | 64.48 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 24640. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 64.48 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 24641. | Ludfjig (ludfjig) | 64.48 | 89% | 2016-09-04 |
| 24642. | Sunny (ssg009) | 64.48 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 24643. | Are you using a (mechne) | 64.48 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 24644. | Frank (fanyang) | 64.48 | 94% | 2013-05-03 |
| 24645. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 64.48 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 24646. | Isabella (miaowmanthos) | 64.47 | 94% | 2022-05-24 |
| 24647. | Jakub (piorunpl) | 64.47 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 24648. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 64.47 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 24649. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 64.47 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 24650. | Nurbek (cheburekkek) | 64.47 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |