So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22088. | carleel (menamesringo) | 65.02 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 22089. | Andreas (andi2042) | 65.01 | 94% | 2016-04-02 |
| 22090. | Vance (vancethesnekdad) | 65.01 | 95% | 2020-08-02 |
| 22091. | hi:D (sabue) | 65.01 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 22092. | Sal (salmanmirghasemi) | 65.01 | 91% | 2013-06-02 |
| 22093. | Go Bears!!!!! (juno) | 65.01 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 22094. | Slowpoke (slowpoketypo) | 65.00 | 99% | 2022-10-30 |
| 22095. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 65.00 | 92% | 2016-08-09 |
| 22096. | Deivis (savager) | 65.00 | 91% | 2012-12-27 |
| 22097. | Nathan (ltnghia678) | 65.00 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
| 22098. | Tim (timbob5380) | 65.00 | 95% | 2020-09-19 |
| 22099. | João (queiroz0189) | 65.00 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 22100. | Melissa (mel8402) | 65.00 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 22101. | Fiazktk007@gmail.com (fayya... | 65.00 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 22102. | m (greycubed) | 65.00 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 22103. | ly (chealy) | 65.00 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 22104. | malix (malangi) | 64.99 | 94% | 2021-09-11 |
| 22105. | Abhishek (abhishek_07) | 64.99 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 22106. | Charlie (ssbro) | 64.99 | 97.2% | 2023-11-01 |
| 22107. | Takeh (sammydgenius201_) | 64.99 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 22108. | JD (jdlivingston) | 64.99 | 96% | 2013-11-23 |
| 22109. | Javin (zakurukito) | 64.99 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 22110. | xuanlam (xuanlam211) | 64.99 | 94% | 2011-06-24 |
| 22111. | Tấn (tanbkhn) | 64.99 | 95% | 2014-02-12 |
| 22112. | Spencer (spencertyper) | 64.99 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 22113. | Kang (kangman) | 64.99 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 22114. | GT24--- (gt24) | 64.99 | 95% | 2013-10-05 |
| 22115. | Serik (akademic) | 64.99 | 94% | 2013-11-26 |
| 22116. | Weilun (imhost) | 64.98 | 91% | 2014-01-23 |
| 22117. | knownsense (knownsense) | 64.98 | 95% | 2011-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |