I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11276. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 83.81 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 11277. | Josie (josuealfredo) | 83.80 | 97% | 2025-12-10 |
| 11278. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 83.80 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 11279. | Ren (yamai_ren) | 83.79 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11280. | bad (imbad_) | 83.79 | 98% | 2024-08-01 |
| 11281. | Maros (wlkvr) | 83.79 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 11282. | Reaper (souldragon22) | 83.79 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 11283. | Kadz (kadzz) | 83.79 | 97.3% | 2024-03-19 |
| 11284. | pyco (pyco) | 83.79 | 92% | 2016-01-02 |
| 11285. | Grzonas (grzonas) | 83.78 | 89% | 2016-04-27 |
| 11286. | Brian (brianxqonjnr3rf) | 83.78 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 11287. | BLitZioNiC (andyzhu68) | 83.78 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 11288. | Jonjon (jonjonlilbas) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11289. | lav (illblowurmind) | 83.78 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 11290. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 83.78 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 11291. | Henrique (hnrqe) | 83.78 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11292. | S (ssbl) | 83.77 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 11293. | gugugiao (gugugiao) | 83.77 | 96.5% | 2024-05-30 |
| 11294. | mark (murfdawgg) | 83.77 | 97% | 2018-12-23 |
| 11295. | slowAf (slow_af_dvorak) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 11296. | H J (ojinjin) | 83.76 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
| 11297. | Marstam (marstam) | 83.76 | 94.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 11298. | Key (malformant) | 83.76 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 11299. | Lyvia (parweiv) | 83.76 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 11300. | Siddhant (code_talker) | 83.76 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 11301. | bonboy (bonboy) | 83.75 | 99% | 2017-09-23 |
| 11302. | Coilette (coilette) | 83.75 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 11303. | Andre (andr_ehh) | 83.75 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 11304. | Barack (dylerguy) | 83.74 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 11305. | nicesafaleen (nicesafaleen) | 83.74 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |