The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6044. | pandy69 (pandy69) | 99.25 | 98.2% | 2023-07-27 |
| 6045. | Liam (origma) | 99.25 | 92% | 2016-02-16 |
| 6046. | Ben (dumpfus) | 99.24 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 6047. | pyco (pyco) | 99.23 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 6048. | tomas (tooomas) | 99.23 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 6049. | Project (project_racer) | 99.23 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 6050. | D (addicted_gamer) | 99.23 | 96% | 2016-11-03 |
| 6051. | miloj (miloj) | 99.23 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 6052. | Sizzled (sizzledbeans) | 99.22 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 6053. | Nevets (avecafe) | 99.21 | 97% | 2016-05-29 |
| 6054. | Jian (desmond823) | 99.20 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 6055. | Bruce (brucefest) | 99.20 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 6056. | pass gas eat a`` (coolmoi) | 99.20 | 96% | 2017-04-03 |
| 6057. | Harley (zeomne) | 99.20 | 92% | 2011-12-30 |
| 6058. | Yoosup (jmich052) | 99.19 | 98% | 2015-08-17 |
| 6059. | Sugar (radical2009) | 99.19 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 6060. | _ (bettersins) | 99.18 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 6061. | jrho (azurtyper) | 99.18 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 6062. | George (ssbatch) | 99.18 | 89% | 2016-08-14 |
| 6063. | Jung (hannumberone) | 99.17 | 97% | 2013-08-28 |
| 6064. | jonnay (splatch) | 99.15 | 90% | 2013-07-13 |
| 6065. | Barry (chaostheoryx360) | 99.15 | 99% | 2012-02-14 |
| 6066. | danny (moumou) | 99.15 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 6067. | Lucas (lucas44) | 99.14 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| 6068. | Tito (titobadangpogi) | 99.14 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 6069. | Lu sir (mrlusir) | 99.14 | 95% | 2015-01-30 |
| 6070. | Velgus (velgus) | 99.14 | 96% | 2014-07-12 |
| 6071. | Dylan (speedyrawfl) | 99.14 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 6072. | Perry ᗜˬᗜ (perryok) | 99.12 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 6073. | MegP (meganperry) | 99.12 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |