The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9014. | (dexinfan) | 90.81 | 95% | 2012-07-12 |
| 9015. | (myulls) | 90.81 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 9016. | (runninginthe90s) | 90.81 | 92% | 2014-12-30 |
| 9017. | (relentlesstyper) | 90.81 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9018. | (immy777) | 90.81 | 97% | 2013-09-06 |
| 9019. | (j_rad) | 90.81 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 9020. | (h8gi) | 90.81 | 99% | 2017-07-16 |
| 9021. | (gangreenie) | 90.81 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9022. | (sergiorbuge) | 90.80 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 9023. | (chase60hz) | 90.80 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9024. | (tim28) | 90.80 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 9025. | mariah (serialfriend) | 90.79 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 9026. | (cameronbikes) | 90.79 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9027. | (javamorris) | 90.79 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 9028. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 90.79 | 97% | 2018-05-09 |
| 9029. | (crappytyper) | 90.79 | 94% | 2015-05-22 |
| 9030. | (persov) | 90.78 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9031. | Tosti-ijzer (paupermongool) | 90.78 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 9032. | Green Tea (2001186) | 90.78 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9033. | (ecoop) | 90.78 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9034. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 90.78 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
| 9035. | (alorence) | 90.78 | 94% | 2014-10-20 |
| 9036. | (tinerot) | 90.78 | 91% | 2013-02-12 |
| 9037. | TerribleTypist (terrible_ty... | 90.78 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 9038. | (ssantos) | 90.78 | 99% | 2015-05-07 |
| 9039. | (excelsiate) | 90.78 | 95% | 2015-01-19 |
| 9040. | (brasa95) | 90.78 | 98% | 2015-09-13 |
| 9041. | (elevayshun) | 90.77 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 9042. | (greenducky) | 90.77 | 99% | 2014-12-18 |
| 9043. | (arben) | 90.77 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |