And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15456. | Pao (pao95) | 86.55 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
| 15457. | Stan (wreckitralph) | 86.55 | 93% | 2013-06-03 |
| 15458. | (jvstin522) | 86.55 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 15459. | (thegraeme) | 86.55 | 90% | 2016-10-31 |
| 15460. | (aaltar) | 86.55 | 96% | 2012-10-15 |
| 15461. | (adambisho) | 86.54 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 15462. | (brennan7) | 86.54 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 15463. | (xoombot) | 86.54 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 15464. | (bruceleeblackhole) | 86.54 | 97% | 2016-09-05 |
| 15465. | (targi) | 86.54 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 15466. | (dungeonsiege) | 86.54 | 92% | 2016-04-22 |
| 15467. | (koomp) | 86.53 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15468. | Jason (_bagel_) | 86.53 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 15469. | Caleb (yam909) | 86.53 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 15470. | (mrkent) | 86.53 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 15471. | NekokeN (hr47) | 86.53 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 15472. | (tevefan) | 86.52 | 98% | 2016-05-22 |
| 15473. | Benjamina (minawk) | 86.52 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 15474. | (tomave) | 86.52 | 100% | 2020-08-28 |
| 15475. | (alnelextreme) | 86.52 | 96% | 2012-11-06 |
| 15476. | JA (mools) | 86.52 | 98% | 2012-09-28 |
| 15477. | (emahaulu20) | 86.52 | 97% | 2015-11-24 |
| 15478. | (ssantos) | 86.52 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 15479. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 86.51 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 15480. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 86.51 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 15481. | (magnetholik) | 86.51 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 15482. | (1faded) | 86.50 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 15483. | (steekdal) | 86.50 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 15484. | Jerome (jerome.mcdonald44@y... | 86.50 | 95% | 2015-04-14 |
| 15485. | (augustus_dvk) | 86.49 | 97.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |