The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8991. | kalle (kallebrimbor) | 91.34 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 8992. | Sofia (sofia1123) | 91.34 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 8993. | Tien Le (xtien) | 91.33 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 8994. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 91.33 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
| 8995. | Thueras (thueras) | 91.33 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
| 8996. | Zephyr (hiilikepie12345) | 91.33 | 95% | 2013-06-02 |
| 8997. | Kay (dancer09) | 91.32 | 95% | 2016-11-15 |
| 8998. | Alex (comptroller) | 91.32 | 94% | 2011-06-10 |
| 8999. | Shubhankar (shubal) | 91.32 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 9000. | Connor (cjen) | 91.32 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 9001. | racercar (noraeintotre) | 91.32 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
| 9002. | Jaka (jakvrh1) | 91.32 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 9003. | Max (astounding_archer) | 91.31 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 9004. | Jeff (jeffmartinedvan) | 91.31 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9005. | Zelda (zelda999) | 91.31 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 9006. | Sun (sunflower61) | 91.31 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 9007. | Vickie (phishy) | 91.30 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 9008. | Sohrab (ss_sohrab) | 91.30 | 96% | 2014-04-28 |
| 9009. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 91.29 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 9010. | Karina (mikpink) | 91.29 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 9011. | @CHARMYTH (charmyth) | 91.29 | 97% | 2012-07-13 |
| 9012. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 91.28 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9013. | jowo (nismodrift) | 91.28 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 9014. | Naija (naija_w) | 91.28 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9015. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 91.28 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 9016. | Andy (casuallyannoying) | 91.28 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 9017. | Mai Ngo (ngongocmai) | 91.28 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 9018. | James (potatomashed) | 91.27 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 9019. | Silent (silent_solous) | 91.27 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 9020. | hehe (anterior) | 91.27 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |