And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25655. | juin (choonjuin) | 70.14 | 95% | 2014-10-03 |
| 25656. | Criss (criss1980) | 70.14 | 96% | 2011-11-23 |
| 25657. | Jecht (dark_juice) | 70.14 | 97% | 2012-04-27 |
| 25658. | ViktorT (vitr_88) | 70.14 | 97% | 2016-06-27 |
| 25659. | Muhammad Ali (adamantine) | 70.14 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 25660. | NORMIES (enter000) | 70.14 | 92% | 2016-02-24 |
| 25661. | zhuzewei (zhuzewei) | 70.14 | 96% | 2015-12-11 |
| 25662. | Yukifa (yukifa) | 70.13 | 94% | 2016-10-17 |
| 25663. | Abdullah (abdullasawood) | 70.13 | 95% | 2012-07-16 |
| 25664. | najjar (najjar) | 70.13 | 93% | 2015-12-27 |
| 25665. | atreus (atreusdh) | 70.13 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 25666. | tstats[unoriginalname] (uno... | 70.13 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 25667. | road to 100 (apollogee) | 70.12 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 25668. | fuk (hadesmybich) | 70.12 | 98.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 25669. | Charles Kevin (lcklai11) | 70.12 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 25670. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 70.12 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 25671. | aux frelemeu (auxfree) | 70.11 | 95% | 2022-11-12 |
| 25672. | Good (goodluck007) | 70.11 | 97% | 2011-12-05 |
| 25673. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 70.11 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
| 25674. | Quan (uchihaitachi) | 70.11 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| 25675. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 70.11 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 25676. | Quan (tmquan98) | 70.11 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 25677. | Cerf (cerf_joint) | 70.10 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 25678. | Kulantaev Erbol (erball) | 70.10 | 95.5% | 2023-10-25 |
| 25679. | Kevin (kevingandhi1431) | 70.10 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 25680. | OM KATHAIT (om_kathait) | 70.10 | 94% | 2012-09-10 |
| 25681. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 70.10 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 25682. | Rodolfo (rjazevedo) | 70.09 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 25683. | Andrew (potatoking197) | 70.09 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 25684. | Nacho (gilagila) | 70.09 | 96% | 2012-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |