I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9853. | Julia (julsaguaro) | 85.67 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| 9854. | uus (smhsmh) | 85.67 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 9855. | HallMaster007 (hallmaster007) | 85.66 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9856. | Jay (jayser6) | 85.66 | 96% | 2022-03-06 |
| 9857. | iamsincan (iamsincan) | 85.66 | 97.3% | 2024-02-21 |
| 9858. | Lush (lush_krom) | 85.66 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 9859. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 85.66 | 100% | 2022-09-23 |
| 9860. | h (kuboss) | 85.66 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 9861. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 85.66 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 9862. | Naut38 (naut38) | 85.66 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 9863. | Utkarsh (gbuckets30) | 85.66 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 9864. | JetroCuber (jetrocuber) | 85.66 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9865. | Nithin (useless_net) | 85.65 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9866. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 85.65 | 96.1% | 2025-04-15 |
| 9867. | Naxocist (naxocist) | 85.65 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9868. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 85.65 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9869. | Styref (styref) | 85.64 | 95% | 2018-11-08 |
| 9870. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 85.64 | 98% | 2018-08-07 |
| 9871. | Utsav (utsav2) | 85.64 | 91% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9872. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 85.64 | 92% | 2017-05-19 |
| 9873. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 85.64 | 98% | 2018-01-20 |
| 9874. | Burakki (burakki) | 85.63 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 9875. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 85.63 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9876. | Suigikawa (suigikawa) | 85.63 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9877. | Dolphy (funpremiumpancake) | 85.63 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 9878. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 85.63 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 9879. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 85.63 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 9880. | j (jj_weeb) | 85.62 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 9881. | Pol (pol1up) | 85.62 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 9882. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 85.62 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |