As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10091. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 83.32 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
| 10092. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 83.32 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 10093. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 83.31 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 10094. | Esper (g_esper) | 83.31 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 10095. | SPEEEED (kqhmaoerqnjgmfbpeh... | 83.31 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 10096. | Rachael (rachael123456) | 83.31 | 98.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10097. | mouse (endotheca) | 83.31 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 10098. | Brian (briansu) | 83.31 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 10099. | Edlue (edlue) | 83.31 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 10100. | Susie (susieq22) | 83.31 | 94% | 2018-02-10 |
| 10101. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 83.30 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 10102. | Russellazy (russellazy) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 10103. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 83.30 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 10104. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 10105. | Aldin (aldebog) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 10106. | Josh (retrodaredevil) | 83.30 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
| 10107. | Taz (taztick) | 83.29 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 10108. | F (fmard) | 83.29 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 10109. | Dharma (cdharmateja) | 83.29 | 98.2% | 2023-05-23 |
| 10110. | Jacob (jacotaco) | 83.29 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 10111. | not (not_vidhu) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 10112. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 83.29 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
| 10113. | Kylee (cheyna) | 83.29 | 96% | 2015-09-04 |
| 10114. | Max (astounding_archer) | 83.28 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| 10115. | Penguin (superpenguin9) | 83.28 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10116. | bea (bea901) | 83.28 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 10117. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 83.28 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 10118. | Bilb (j_pish) | 83.28 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 10119. | Dean (cakeissuccess) | 83.28 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 10120. | jj (cloutmaester) | 83.27 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |