I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11264. | Mob (akmob) | 83.12 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 11265. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 83.12 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11266. | Pronto (pronto_) | 83.12 | 98% | 2016-08-09 |
| 11267. | Quitty (quitty) | 83.12 | 92% | 2015-07-16 |
| 11268. | Kert (iikertii) | 83.12 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 11269. | Jay (porctree2803) | 83.11 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 11270. | Thomas (tomathon) | 83.11 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 11271. | Nicholas (nich42) | 83.11 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11272. | Richard (richarddow) | 83.10 | 97.6% | 2023-12-07 |
| 11273. | Connie (conniep) | 83.10 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11274. | Ben (hhkbpro) | 83.10 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| 11275. | Eric (edluu) | 83.10 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 11276. | Alexander (adansemacabre) | 83.09 | 97% | 2019-07-03 |
| 11277. | lowes (lowez) | 83.09 | 95% | 2020-03-11 |
| 11278. | SomeHowUniqueGuy (somehowun... | 83.09 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 11279. | tstats[guest_typists] (gues... | 83.09 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11280. | Quintino (quintino123) | 83.08 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11281. | 3 (dash3r) | 83.08 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11282. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 83.08 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
| 11283. | NicoNico (kevin192005) | 83.08 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
| 11284. | Brandon (kirbyfan107) | 83.08 | 89% | 2016-03-04 |
| 11285. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 83.07 | 96.2% | 2023-09-19 |
| 11286. | Bone (bonepriest) | 83.07 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11287. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 83.07 | 91% | 2015-11-20 |
| 11288. | Enrique (i0verflow) | 83.06 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 11289. | Sinyr (sinyrd) | 83.06 | 98% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11290. | Halalbanian (halalbanian) | 83.06 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 11291. | Itsuki1 (itsuki1) | 83.06 | 97.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 11292. | Tom (combsto) | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 11293. | tady (tadyen) | 83.05 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |