The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26003. | arif (hmmmnotokay) | 67.42 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 26004. | Eduardo (xgoivo) | 67.42 | 98% | 2024-08-15 |
| 26005. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 67.42 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| 26006. | jhollister (jhollister) | 67.42 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 26007. | Hovhannes (hovo87) | 67.42 | 95% | 2012-09-22 |
| 26008. | Anton (arbfm) | 67.42 | 94% | 2017-03-10 |
| 26009. | Branch (branch_) | 67.41 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
| 26010. | Seb (sebula) | 67.41 | 95% | 2023-06-05 |
| 26011. | Esther (essie_13) | 67.41 | 98.3% | 2024-09-30 |
| 26012. | Brayan (sneymo) | 67.41 | 96% | 2024-01-03 |
| 26013. | aden (dynamicchicken77) | 67.41 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 26014. | Xiaorui (dxr1234) | 67.41 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 26015. | Kelly (kellymonkey28) | 67.41 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 26016. | Corbett (ck14136) | 67.41 | 94% | 2013-02-13 |
| 26017. | Herosteve (herostevekggp) | 67.41 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 26018. | Saoubin (subin_) | 67.41 | 95% | 2015-10-19 |
| 26019. | Drin (drininix) | 67.40 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 26020. | Spidey (srikar_p) | 67.40 | 96% | 2024-07-17 |
| 26021. | 0zinc (0zinc) | 67.40 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 26022. | Ross (trickydick6) | 67.40 | 95% | 2018-03-17 |
| 26023. | Colin (grizzybear) | 67.40 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 26024. | HungryForPi (hungryforpi) | 67.40 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 26025. | Erin (heimer16) | 67.40 | 91% | 2015-04-16 |
| 26026. | angie (mathmonkey) | 67.40 | 94% | 2011-12-27 |
| 26027. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 67.40 | 97% | 2015-11-12 |
| 26028. | José (ferender) | 67.40 | 96% | 2011-10-17 |
| 26029. | Brett (bca701) | 67.40 | 98% | 2016-03-31 |
| 26030. | Hung (tekkan) | 67.39 | 95% | 2023-02-11 |
| 26031. | olivia (olivialake) | 67.39 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 26032. | baki (baki86) | 67.39 | 97.5% | 2025-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |