As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24820. | Anshu (shahianshu) | 47.01 | 93% | 2016-09-03 |
24821. | Ali (aliabdelrahman) | 47.00 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
24822. | Angelina (endtonic1) | 46.99 | 95% | 2022-10-04 |
24823. | Amin (aminor) | 46.99 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
24824. | Winston (darkislife) | 46.99 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
24825. | ganbaatar (ganbaatar69) | 46.98 | 93% | 2016-08-29 |
24826. | Rustom (rustom11) | 46.97 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
24827. | MDYbarra (mdybarra) | 46.96 | 97.6% | 2023-05-18 |
24828. | Lefos (lefos357) | 46.96 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
24829. | Saharuss (saharuss) | 46.95 | 90% | 2015-05-13 |
24830. | tristan (tristan__) | 46.95 | 88% | 2016-07-29 |
24831. | Fotis (fotistm) | 46.95 | 96% | 2017-07-05 |
24832. | DJ (deejayz_) | 46.94 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
24833. | Jasraj (junkraj1802) | 46.94 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
24834. | Smiley (smileysmileysmiley) | 46.94 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
24835. | Chi (tea567) | 46.94 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
24836. | sridhar (sridhar10) | 46.93 | 94% | 2017-06-13 |
24837. | Dan (fireliar) | 46.92 | 95% | 2017-12-08 |
24838. | Kytis (kytis_) | 46.92 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
24839. | Juuso (nummine) | 46.91 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
24840. | Thomas André (tosse) | 46.91 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
24841. | JOSEPHAT (manyonyi) | 46.91 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
24842. | RAJENDRA (rawat77) | 46.90 | 97% | 2015-12-18 |
24843. | Patrick (pshortt) | 46.90 | 86% | 2016-08-04 |
24844. | ImNotTimmy (imnottimmy) | 46.86 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
24845. | Eugenio (eugenioleal) | 46.86 | 99% | 2016-05-03 |
24846. | Yurii (yura198) | 46.85 | 93% | 2021-03-27 |
24847. | ELGstud (elg_stud) | 46.85 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
24848. | Abhay Pawar (abhay_abhay) | 46.85 | 94% | 2023-06-29 |
24849. | ⛵☢☠ (chappie) | 46.85 | 94% | 2016-03-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |