So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26982. | Marc (german8ter) | 57.51 | 95% | 2016-04-22 |
| 26983. | Obsessed (nightingale8000) | 57.51 | 92% | 2013-06-04 |
| 26984. | qwer (snicel) | 57.51 | 96% | 2012-02-15 |
| 26985. | Jack (spiral64) | 57.51 | 89% | 2017-02-06 |
| 26986. | Hank (selfcreator) | 57.51 | 93% | 2014-03-12 |
| 26987. | Rochelle (chellenyasmin1) | 57.51 | 96% | 2016-10-14 |
| 26988. | Bataa (bataa_cdj) | 57.50 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 26989. | Andrew (amazas) | 57.49 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 26990. | Cee (imlacee) | 57.49 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 26991. | Ponteley (ponteley) | 57.49 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 26992. | VM (vmyts) | 57.49 | 94% | 2021-05-28 |
| 26993. | AAA (jfpnq3owryhtgqlafha) | 57.49 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 26994. | Paul (pm29) | 57.49 | 95% | 2020-03-12 |
| 26995. | Jonathan Byers (big_johny) | 57.49 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 26996. | Hiu Man (yeung726) | 57.49 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 26997. | derick10 (derick10) | 57.49 | 90% | 2012-08-24 |
| 26998. | Aaron (shadracon) | 57.48 | 90% | 2017-01-05 |
| 26999. | Hobbestes (hobbesters) | 57.48 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 27000. | Zach (ach478) | 57.48 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 27001. | ឡានប្រណាំ... | 57.48 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 27002. | tstats[degi_speedster] (deg... | 57.48 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 27003. | notgeorgia (notgeorgia) | 57.48 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
| 27004. | Think_Islam (salamoza) | 57.48 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 27005. | Sridhar347 (sri347_krish) | 57.48 | 87% | 2011-08-19 |
| 27006. | U can't Beat Me (tyepracer) | 57.48 | 90% | 2012-02-16 |
| 27007. | Aditya (adityatekale27) | 57.47 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 27008. | Alan (mephisto1030) | 57.47 | 96% | 2014-09-09 |
| 27009. | Joseph (po_po1) | 57.47 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 27010. | aravind (aravindv) | 57.47 | 85% | 2013-12-17 |
| 27011. | Stas (onixflip) | 57.46 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |