So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12499. | カモにゃん☆ (camonyan) | 80.74 | 99% | 2012-01-28 |
| 12500. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 80.74 | 96% | 2011-06-12 |
| 12501. | NYCFINEST (nycfinesse) | 80.74 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 12502. | soorena (soorena) | 80.74 | 97% | 2013-05-12 |
| 12503. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 80.73 | 98% | 2011-06-25 |
| 12504. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 80.73 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 12505. | D (d_san) | 80.73 | 94% | 2022-05-18 |
| 12506. | HauntedMop (boss_mario) | 80.73 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12507. | Twis (twis23) | 80.73 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12508. | Jorn (dealermedic) | 80.73 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12509. | Leif (sixty) | 80.73 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 12510. | Zach (malkyie) | 80.72 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 12511. | Esketitutu (esketitutu) | 80.72 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 12512. | Jacob (vatyr) | 80.72 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 12513. | Kelley (pomona) | 80.72 | 97% | 2011-08-07 |
| 12514. | Iddy (iddycvs) | 80.72 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 12515. | Kevin (zuperfire1) | 80.71 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 12516. | Terone (tyrano71) | 80.71 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 12517. | Zito (zrelova) | 80.71 | 95.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 12518. | SRK (sreekumar) | 80.71 | 94% | 2014-06-17 |
| 12519. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 80.70 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 12520. | Gabrielle (gabbythenerd) | 80.70 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 12521. | Radjer (enfawz) | 80.70 | 97% | 2014-02-14 |
| 12522. | Maria (ladymariag) | 80.69 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 12523. | space 65 (jacob1361) | 80.69 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12524. | Will (karl__marx) | 80.69 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 12525. | Ami (amivu) | 80.69 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 12526. | Demisio (milky_) | 80.69 | 89% | 2016-11-24 |
| 12527. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 80.69 | 96% | 2017-01-03 |
| 12528. | Irakli (iraklius) | 80.68 | 92% | 2016-02-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |