Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9255. | Q (hzoangel) | 78.19 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 9256. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 78.19 | 98% | 2025-03-13 |
| 9257. | Utkarsh (pytranger) | 78.18 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9258. | Samit (astro_0) | 78.18 | 98% | 2023-10-28 |
| 9259. | dirt (dirthief) | 78.18 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
| 9260. | David (dazzlethc) | 78.18 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 9261. | Peaky (x101) | 78.17 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 9262. | Henry (rustylimbs) | 78.17 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 9263. | Tyler (tpgd1373) | 78.16 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
| 9264. | Justin (justinmagic456) | 78.16 | 99% | 2018-10-26 |
| 9265. | Pallav (pallav123goyal) | 78.16 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 9266. | Gunner (gunner8) | 78.16 | 97% | 2026-05-26 |
| 9267. | Anh (anhmv) | 78.16 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 9268. | Dominik (monteymontey) | 78.15 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 9269. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 78.15 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9270. | T (raket124) | 78.15 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9271. | Rian (rriann) | 78.14 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 9272. | squirrel (squirrelpro) | 78.14 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9273. | Roland (radambc) | 78.13 | 100% | 2023-07-24 |
| 9274. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 78.13 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 9275. | Yannis (dixonover) | 78.13 | 93% | 2025-03-07 |
| 9276. | disgusting butterfly (swall... | 78.13 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 9277. | Hamms (hammsnoahn) | 78.12 | 95% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9278. | Austin (gauby92) | 78.12 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 9279. | Md (mim_01) | 78.12 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 9280. | Vivian (ninhiii) | 78.12 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 9281. | 🔻Youssef San (youssefsan... | 78.11 | 96% | 2025-08-30 |
| 9282. | sees (dumbretardedcunt) | 78.11 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 9283. | avirex92 (avirex92) | 78.11 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 9284. | David (davidgilbarte) | 78.11 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |