Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15116. | Blizzard (blizzxrd) | 76.58 | 96.1% | 2021-03-01 |
| 15117. | BeefCakeMal (beefcakemal) | 76.57 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 15118. | lmns (lmns) | 76.57 | 98% | 2014-03-08 |
| 15119. | Paul (sloppie) | 76.57 | 95% | 2014-09-24 |
| 15120. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 76.57 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 15121. | Michael (michael555555) | 76.57 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 15122. | Manoj (chvsmanoj) | 76.56 | 95% | 2013-11-20 |
| 15123. | Jaaceon (jaaceon) | 76.56 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 15124. | Juan (juwan.najera17@outloo... | 76.56 | 96% | 2014-12-11 |
| 15125. | David (luanpro357) | 76.56 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 15126. | Wizu (wizublaty) | 76.56 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 15127. | veketooo (veke6) | 76.56 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 15128. | tay (peachitay) | 76.56 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 15129. | Ed (ed841) | 76.56 | 95.5% | 2023-06-11 |
| 15130. | (muhngkee) | 76.56 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 15131. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 76.55 | 95% | 2022-11-12 |
| 15132. | Acethro (acethrow) | 76.54 | 97% | 2011-06-16 |
| 15133. | B (peachlol) | 76.54 | 86% | 2014-07-12 |
| 15134. | Louise (squigglyhopper) | 76.54 | 96% | 2011-11-13 |
| 15135. | mosho (sidosido) | 76.54 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 15136. | Betsy (betsy39) | 76.54 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 15137. | Juhn (chris95230) | 76.54 | 97% | 2013-11-09 |
| 15138. | Flex (alex_flex1) | 76.54 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 15139. | Ozgur (nessajaa) | 76.54 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 15140. | Josh (zeubermensch1337) | 76.54 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 15141. | Lastre (lastre) | 76.53 | 97% | 2015-12-06 |
| 15142. | Stéphanie (tirose) | 76.52 | 93% | 2012-06-05 |
| 15143. | Quang Huy (mypoortom) | 76.52 | 96% | 2011-07-28 |
| 15144. | Poop (danukas155) | 76.52 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 15145. | Adrien (haveo) | 76.52 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |