So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21576. | Dark (darkghost) | 65.78 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 21577. | Jay (dicknm) | 65.77 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 21578. | Julia (nhkjulia) | 65.77 | 98% | 2012-10-04 |
| 21579. | Ivan (seedeath) | 65.77 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 21580. | Talgat Baktybekov (talgatb) | 65.77 | 94% | 2023-03-23 |
| 21581. | seasaara (csawmer_) | 65.77 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 21582. | Aditya (oukisglaive) | 65.77 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 21583. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 65.77 | 99% | 2022-01-23 |
| 21584. | TRUC (hienlanh) | 65.77 | 97% | 2011-11-03 |
| 21585. | Amit (amitu7) | 65.76 | 96% | 2013-04-04 |
| 21586. | Scalmole (scalmole) | 65.76 | 93% | 2021-03-24 |
| 21587. | Reuben (roobun) | 65.76 | 94% | 2021-03-01 |
| 21588. | L (waverleo) | 65.76 | 87% | 2012-02-26 |
| 21589. | Avinash (avinash625) | 65.76 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
| 21590. | Tomas85 (tomeket) | 65.76 | 91% | 2011-05-14 |
| 21591. | 风中凌乱的小蜜桃 (y... | 65.76 | 94% | 2013-10-03 |
| 21592. | Khai (khaitran) | 65.75 | 94% | 2023-04-25 |
| 21593. | Jordan (jordy123e) | 65.75 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 21594. | Rasmus (raxorkill) | 65.75 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
| 21595. | Waonder (waonder) | 65.75 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 21596. | SIVAPRASAD (sp_maharana) | 65.75 | 99.1% | 2023-06-26 |
| 21597. | florin (flor111n) | 65.75 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 21598. | Rami (nub_paws) | 65.75 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
| 21599. | Manussanun (kaewmike) | 65.75 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 21600. | Marco Cocconcelli (bathroomc) | 65.75 | 89% | 2011-06-12 |
| 21601. | Louise (squigglyhopper) | 65.75 | 92% | 2011-07-27 |
| 21602. | Q (gh40402) | 65.75 | 93% | 2015-03-04 |
| 21603. | Sarah (sarah1990) | 65.75 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 21604. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 65.74 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 21605. | happy (happy_meal) | 65.74 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |