And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25571. | Pine (pinechristmas) | 70.00 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 25572. | Alex (putzig) | 70.00 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 25573. | Jack (twitch_unsigned_jack) | 70.00 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 25574. | Dennis (toman118) | 70.00 | 96% | 2015-09-27 |
| 25575. | Daniel (aw0ken) | 70.00 | 96% | 2015-09-28 |
| 25576. | Oracular (oracularzebra) | 69.99 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 25577. | Ashish (almessi10) | 69.99 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 25578. | selene (ccken) | 69.99 | 97.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25579. | eqq (eqqu) | 69.99 | 96% | 2023-09-20 |
| 25580. | cheikh (cheikhbr) | 69.99 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 25581. | Payre (payre) | 69.99 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 25582. | Giovanni (itsalcantara) | 69.99 | 93% | 2012-12-30 |
| 25583. | Dangerous (vandisk) | 69.99 | 97% | 2022-07-24 |
| 25584. | Wei (charles2007) | 69.98 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 25585. | Mark (mark19850124) | 69.98 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 25586. | sheikh (skjalauddin79@yahoo... | 69.98 | 99% | 2012-01-02 |
| 25587. | Asif (asif04) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 25588. | Yenrnar (ernarb) | 69.97 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 25589. | Shai (20_shai_07) | 69.97 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 25590. | melskiiee (mel_lynn) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 25591. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 69.97 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 25592. | guest (ks3rr) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 25593. | Lasse Hededal (hededal) | 69.97 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 25594. | Louise (squigglyhopper) | 69.97 | 89% | 2012-08-08 |
| 25595. | apt_share (apt_share) | 69.97 | 97% | 2011-06-21 |
| 25596. | Nikolaj (mexination) | 69.96 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 25597. | Lathoa (lathoa) | 69.96 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 25598. | Bill (wildbill1971) | 69.96 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 25599. | Andrew (drewan23) | 69.96 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 25600. | Micha (derpeus) | 69.96 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |